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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2005|06:59 pm]
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my fellow spinsters:

ladies, have we not toiled in obscurity long enough? i say to you now, our time has come! the rebellion must happen now! alert the cat infantry! man your battlestations, gentlewomen!

today our crochet hooks will run red with blood!

p.s. can i suggest some more additions to the "interest" list of this community? i propose that we add:
* bachelors (auxilliary man-spinster battalion!)
* crochet
* teacups
* cobwebs
* prunes
* widow's weeds
* bingo night
* toothless hags
* uselessness of everything
* gallivanting
* being elderly

thank you for your time!
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Milli Vanilli has more life than this place...sheesh.... [Oct. 1st, 2004|09:48 am]
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So if I decide to embark on a giant killing spree...

Do you think the judge would accept a plea of PMS???

Just curious....
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2004|10:25 am]
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[Current Music |radiohead - high and dry]

well this isn't about anything in particular, but i'm sure some of you can relate.

i'm now staying in the dorms at school... which has prompted me to associate the word "college" with "meatmarket." not only is everyone being their horny little adolescent selves, but it's taken to such an extreme.

as if seeing my floormates parading around with various guys within 24 hours of moving in wasn't enough, they seem unable to comprehend that not everyone else is thinking the same way.

one day a guy called my room asking for me while half the floor was sitting outside our door. i was interrogated, certainly more than was necessary. i insisted that NO i was not interested in this boy romantically, he's just a friend. i also emphasized that he's ENGAGED to someone back home. They continued to tease saying that i had to bring him back so they could approve, blah blah...

the best part? he's gay! i am not interested in him, nor him me. we're friends. is that such a foreign concept?
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2004|06:26 pm]
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I dressed up a little the other day, and a girl friend of mine (who has a boyfriend) commented "If you keep dressing like that, you'll soon find a boyfriend I'm sure".

I was trying very hard not to snap.


I dress up because I feel like it and enjoy it, NOT because I want to attract some shallow guys who think looks is above anything.

Can't a woman dress and make up just to please herself?
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Curiousity question. [Aug. 3rd, 2004|09:19 pm]
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[Current Music |KH: Rebel Yell cover]

Okay...so is it just me, or does this comment really piss you off...

"I've been saying that forever... if women are bitchy, it's because they need a big cock shoved in'em."

Yes. That's right. How could I forget. The magical cure-all to all of my problems.

*rolls eyes*

Sorry...that just....really irritated me for some reason.
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2004|09:24 pm]
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[Current Music |bright eyes - make war]

here's another chapter in the life and times of a spinsterCollapse )
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As a spinster... [Jul. 22nd, 2004|04:08 pm]
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I'd like to say being sad sucks especially when it is due to some fuckwit boy. I wish that girls could be immune to the assholish shit they pull...just a thought?
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Wecome to the Spinster House! [Jul. 18th, 2004|03:20 pm]
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Hello, my name is Ashers, and I'm a spinster.

While I'm certainly not elderly, I am most definitely an unmarried woman and plan on staying that way for sometime. As men get that wonderful title of "bachelor" that screams freedom, independence, and essentially "man in his prime", women don't get the same freedom of titles. We get "spinster" and "old maid", which bring the mental connotations of being old and shriveled and far past our prime.

Which we're not.

That being said, I've decided to adopt the spinster term and make it my own. No, we're not married, but we're certainly not defective...and frankly I'm tired of people with that attitude. The only reason that I personally am single is because all of the males in my immediate vicinity happen to be complete and utter morons unworthy of somebody such as myself. I'm not a man-hater...in fact, I love them...as long as they're the right kind of man. I'm just a moron-hater. And in our world today, there are far more of the latter than the former.

I know far too many women who are attractive, well-educated, well-spoken, who are single and unwilling to attatch themselves to the nearest piece of manflesh for this to be a singular phenomenon. Hence the community. If you want to bitch, rant, rave, commentate, make general observations....that's what we're here for. Think of it as a support group if you will. Maybe you're just waiting for Mr. Right to come along, or maybe you've sworn of relationships completely...no matter what the case...you're welcome here.
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